So today is (finally) the big day in the U.S. That's right, the day has finally come where people will choose between Barack Obama and John McCain. It's now become heavily favoured that after 8 years of idiotic GOP bumbling, Americans are going to vote in Obama over McCain. Yay!!! If Obama wins, that's great, because the U.S. could use a change in opinions and views after years of Republicans screwing up various things. Such as starting a fake war. Screwing the economy. Screwing the environment. Just to name a few. So after so desperately wanting change for the past year, could Americans really be so stupid to give it to the party that won't be that change?
While it seems unlikely, hit after the jump to see some other things done by Americans that were colossally stupid.
Idiotic Things We Have Americans To Thank For:
-The McRib
-Nipples on the Batsuit
-Ann Coulter
-Bill O'Reilly
-Lady Gaga
-Paris Hilton's singing career
-The cancellation of Arrested Development
-Whoever the turd was who decided it would be a good idea for teachers to bring guns to school
-The unexplained famousness of the Olsen Twins
-Fred Phelps
-Allowing Shia LaBeouf to grow out his facial hair
-This.
-This.
-And definitely this.
So tonight, if by some ridiculous measure John McCain wins, just remember, sometimes Americans make stupid decisions. That's why According to Jim is still on the air.
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