While it's been streaming online for a few days new at MySpace, GunsN'Roses Chinese Democracy will be officially released tomorrow at Best Buy. After 15 years of ridiculously tedious development, false starts, and ludicrous promises being made by Axl Rose, the moment that nobody thought would come finally has.
What this means, is that we pop culture freaks need to find a new Sign of the Apocalypse. Confused? What this means is that we need a new metaphor for something that may never happen, kinda like "I'll buy silver hotpants when hell freezes over", or "I'll watch CSI: Miami when Chinese Democracy gets released". Check out some of our new Signs of the Apocalypse, after the jump!
1. When Dr. Dre finally releases Detox
2. When Eminem has a different hair colour aside from bleach blond
3. When they stop making Saw movies.
4. When NBC stops remaking bad 80's shows.
5. When Lauryn Hill gets off the crazy pills.
6. When the Olsen twins expand their diet beyond Starbucks and cigarettes.
7. When Thomas Harris stops writing novels to be made directly into Hannibal Lecter movies.
8. When a celebrity names their child "Emily", "James", or "Matthew".
9. When Jerry Bruckheimer produced an emotionally charged, independent, character driven drama.
10. Three words: Amy Winehouse Sober.
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